Alright, quick and easy kids. Get a bacon pizza. Homemade, store bought, it doesn't really matter. Whatever you feel like doing.
Now, option one: let it get cold. This makes it more like an actual blt (leftovers also work great right from the fridge).
Option two: leave it warm. That way it's warm. Which is also good. But either way is awesome. Now, take a slice (or just do up the whole pizza, if you like) and put a little mayo on there. And some lettuce. Fold it in half and eat. Blt pizza.It's wicked good, I highly recommend it.