The winner is... Vegannewbie! Because she started it off with "There once was..." and that's just awesome. Shoot me an email at firstname.lastname@example.org with your shipping info and we'll get your salsa package out to you. Oh, one thing. They ran out of the coupons so they're going to toss another jar of salsa in for you. Just so you know.
Here's a quickie for you guys. I made this chicken salad with some guacamole that my girlfriend bought. It's just chicken, 3 parts guacamole, 1 part mayo, some diced onion, salt and pepper. It was really good. We made wraps with it (that I didn't get a shot of). We just put some salad we got from a pizza shop on them, peppers, carrots, cucumbers, lettuce, the whole deal. It was wicked good.